All the Right Moves
2004-03-26,

I believe that Richard Clarke is my freaking hero.

Yesterday, he managed to make a slew of members of this current Administration look like idiots, dumbfound 9/11 questioners into silence, and be the first person in America to actually apologize for letting 9/11 happen. When�s the last time a Federal administrator apologized for anything? Nixon?

And the best part is that, rather than backing off, the man has systematically shot down every attack made at him by the White House media machine. The press these days seem to be, rather than force-feeding us rhetoric, holding up these bits of info and keeping them still so Mr. Clarke might get better aim.

Ka-blam! I didn�t wait to publish my book until March, the Administration sat on it for 3 months until they deemed it safe to publish.

Ka-blam! The Bride of Satan (Condie Rice) didn�t believe me when I told her that Al Queda was a dire threat.

Ka-blam! Rummy was calling for Saddam�s head hours after 9/11, not caring whether he was actually connected to the event (duh, they�d been planning another invasion of Iraq since 1997- just ask the Project for the New American Century).

It makes me feel so much better to hear these things finally coming to light from a credible source. I�ll be surprised, however, if Clarke lives to the end of the year. I think that the UK has shown us that you can kill an informer and get away with it.

You know, I really shouldn�t be posting these thoughts on the internet, because it�s just going to get me plastered into the No-Fly Black List, and then I won�t be able to fly to China next year and get me a baby. So suffice to say, I�m happy about the direction that things are going lately, namely toward the truth.

Tonight is the cast party for Abner. I�m not 100% looking forward to it, but I�m sure I�ll be fine once I get there. A bunch of teenagers hopped up on caffeine? Could be fun, in an annoying kind of way. I�m sure that mainly the party will clique out and I�ll be stuck talking to adults all evening, not to mention appeasing our children who, I�m sure, will be bored to tears as soon as they cross the threshold of the building in which the festivities are festivitating. I dunno. It�s not like we�ll be required to stay forever.

Tomorrow morning will bring us Part II of the reading of the International Babies Owner�s Manual. I just hope the rest of the program goes as well as Part I. More to follow.

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