James Looks Like
2007-02-19, 13:27

It's an innocuous Monday, which calls for an innocuous entry. Thus, I pick up the ball from KBL (who picked it up from someone else) and do hence run with it. The game is that one Googles your name and "looks like", and inspects the results. I'm going to weed out the funny ones. And yea verily, here is what "James looks like:"

• James looks like he wants to do me.
• James looks like a Muppet and has a voice eerily similar to Neil Young.
• James looks like a walking suitcase.
• James looks like a film out of the 1980s.
• James looks like a creepy librarian.
• James looks like he has proper fellings [sic] for his companion in crime.
• James looks like he may be a Shane-esque crackpot.
• James looks like he has fully bounced back from injuries suffered from 2001 to 2003.
• James looks like he is wearing a bustier/corset, rocky horror show style.
• James looks like he's made of light-grey plastic.
• James looks like a hamster now: he's not getting fat he's just storing a selection of small party nibbles in his cheeks.
• James looks like he is about to break his back picking up that boy.
• James looks like he may be a little too abrasive and in-your-face.
• James looks like such bad-ass!
• James looks like Paul but has Linda's coloring.
• James looks like one of the Baldwin brothers. Alec, I think.
• James looks like Santa Claus.
• James looks like the love child of Nick Lachey and a werewolf.
• James looks like Beyoncee.
• James looks like a male Angelina....Maybe that's why she keeps kissing him--she's totally into herself.
• James looks like Maya Deren Wearing a crushed steel and bronze Apollo halo.
• James looks like a big Labrador retriever.
• James looks like the King of Rock 'n' Roll.
• James looks like a good engine for queueing [sic] the messages.
• James looks like he's going to cry every time I suggest something new.
• James looks like he's belaying off something although that's probably just an illusion.
• James looks like he may have had a few funny interactions with some passers by.
• James looks like a bunch of disjointed stuff at the outset.
• James looks like he is not minding the taste at all.
• James looks like he's gonna kill someone.
• James looks like a schoolyard bully stealing marbles.
• James looks like a lobster.
• James looks like he's going to pieces.
• James looks like he's realizing his mistake.
• James looks like crap.
• James looks like he's about to snap.
• James looks like he's going to die.
• James looks like he's given up.
• James looks like an old man.
• James looks like he's had enough!
• James looks like James as ever.
• James looks like a nice guy.

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